May 2013
23 posts
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snapchatting:
snapchatting:
how do i blacklist your fucking face
carlyreajepson:
sofalcondone:
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
blissfulcatharsis:
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
thorinsmajesty:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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snadwich:
16 and eggplant
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thelocalpaedo:
captaincum:
who does Jesus think he is
Just your average teenage girl
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kingofwesteros:
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
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esexist:
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
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assiest:
assiest:
guess how many people laugh at my catholic jokes?
nun
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mehlurk:
i just want books and more books and big books and small books and funny books and sad books and weird books and amazing books i just want books
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gothgirlsonly:
gangbongs:
gothgirlsonly:
everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
helium balloon
April 2013
65 posts
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the-laughing-cactus:
the-laughing-cactus:
the-laughing-cactus:
the-laughing-cactus:
what did the mommy giraffe say to the baby giraffe?
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theeruditegryffindor:
I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
darrenswift:
“It’s just a fictional couple” I whisper as I shove thirty pounds of ice cream in my face while reading fan fiction and crying over them breathing next to each other.
unfollower:
timoodles:
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
i live in Cumming don’t talk to me
How to braid your hair:
lucifersblog:
washingtub:
Wet hair
Comb through
Separate at the part
Draw a pentagram on the floor
Perform blood sacrifice
Offer up your soul to the devil
Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
Summon Satan
Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even...
foreveralone-lyguy:
I accidentally googled haircats instead of haircuts.
swishyseahorseronan:
Natalie Dormer smiles like she knows exactly when the world is going to end.
